OK let's start :
FIRST BITCH :
LAMEBO (aka Lameass)
First day of school I got no grudge against her. She seemed like a normal classmate. But then as time goes by me and Heather starts to realize that her jokes are quite lame. Lame OK, people's humours are not the same. But what pisses me off is that she thinks she's so funny that she has to repeat her lame jokes OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Her first ever lame joke I heard :
Teacher : "Taro" (this classmate's name is not really Taro but I think he's like Taro so that's what we're gonna call him)
Lamebo : "He's called Junior!"
Teacher : "Why?"
Lamebo : "'cause it's a miracle that he can get past grade 10 (we're in grade 11 now) so we're gonna call him Junior"
Me & Heather :
← That's exactly the face we made.
Seriously ULTRA LAME JOKE!!! Then in every class when the teacher takes attendance & calls Taro's name she cracks the same lame joke. It may seem like nothing but trust me after awhile her lameness becomes fucking annoying.
Lame jokes nevermind, atleast she didn't do anything to us. WRONG!!! She's also a HUGE BITCH!!!
First to Heather. Heather LOVES Bad Badtz Maru. She bought an expensive Bad Badtz doll. Lamebo asked to see. Then Taro said something to her. So you know what she did? SHE THREW THE DOLL AT TARO AND THEN IT BOUNCED TO THE DIRTY CLASSROOM FLOOR WHERE TEENAGERS SPILL DRINKS, GUM, FOOD OR MAYBE EVEN PISS & SPERM ON!!! (OK maybe not the sperm lah but you'll never know right?) And what's even more bitchy? SHE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO GO PICK IT UP AND RETURN TO HEATHER!!! Seriously WTF? Heather was so pissed but she controled herself. Atleast use your own stuff to throw lah bitch! Must use other people's treasure and don't even bother to say sorry and return.
Then she bitched at me. This is what happended :
Me : (to the teacher) "May I go to the restroom?"
Teacher : "Sure"
Lamebo : (after awhile) "May I go to the restroom?"
Teacher : "Sure, but don't go without coming back OK?"
Lamebo : "My name's not Sabrina"
FUCK YOU BITCH WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?! OK I was at the restroom then so when I came back Heather told me what she said. And she didn't exactly say Sabrina she said 劉 which is my Chinese family name. But seriously who else can she refer to? I WASN'T EVEN GONE 5 MINUTES OK BITCH?! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! SO STUPID DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOOK AT THE TIME AH?! I hope your huge ass gets stuck in the dirty piss-hair-poop-God-knows-what covered toilet someday. LAMEASS.
Also she thinks she's very pretty. She boasts about guys talking to her on Facebook. They say it's because she looks pretty on Facebook. I also look pretty on Facebook what? But when poeple see my actual face without make up ofcourse toot lor. What about her? No better than me. Boast about guys flirting with you on Facebook. So popular why no guy comes near you at school? I tell you every guy in our class HATES her. They also say she's very lame and she thought she's so great & big when actually just plain LAME.
She's also a pathetic loser. Once, when we're not in the same class yet. Me & Heather's class won a competition while her class lose. The she blogged vulgar words about us not having the right to win 'cause one of our classmate didn't come to compete. HAHA LAME. ONE PERSON SHORT ALREADY GOT CUT SOME POINTS BUT THEN WE STILL WIN. OBVIOUSLY SHOWS HOW AWESOME WE ARE AND HOW LAME YOU ARE!!!! WE GOT NO RIGHT TO WIN? YOU GOT NO RIGHT TO TALK!!! FUCK OFF PATHETIC LAMEASS LOSER!!!
Actually she did more bitchy things but I don't wanna write too long. She's not worth having a whole blog page for herself on my blog.
SECOND BITCH :
MY EX
OK no he's not a bitch. And he's actually an OK person. But he just don't know the meaning of "it's over".
I told him specifically that we can still talk or say hi when passing each other. Just like normal friends.
He agreed.
But then?
First few days in the same class with him it was OK. He smiled and all. But then after awhile I noticed when he talks to me he tends to call me "honey" or "babe".
Extra-sweet callings nevermind, but then he started to get more physically sweet.
Shoulder patting, that's OK.
Head patting, acceptable.
Hand holding, getting annoyed.
Waist hugging, WTF!!!
Seriously if he continues I'm sure he'll start grabbing my ass.
At first it was OK lah, abit annoying but after all we used to have some memories right? But I put my stop at the waist hugging, 'cause actually after the hand holding I'm starting to feel molested already. I don't want other people to think I'm a slut or an easy girl.
And I realize that when I tell him to pay up for the class fees (I'm the class treasurer) he tries to get away by using soft, loving tone & calling me "honey". Too bad I tend to be fierce & macho towards guys, including my boy-friend, ex or not, so that doesn't work for me and I always reply back fiercely to PAY UP OR I CUT YOUR DICK OFF!!!
But just the thought that he thinks that I'll fall for those loving tone, sweet callings, and physical sweet makes me barf.
I have to put a stop to this someday.
THIRD BITCH(ES)
THE NO BALLS
These people are the second main reason why I've decided to wirte this post (Lamebo's the first).
"The no balls" is what I call them. And I think Heather's using this name too. Here's what happened :
Me and Heather were taking our class' lunch boxes to the cafeteria when Heather stopped to look at her shoe. Then "The no balls" were at the back of us so they had to turn & walk past us.
OK I admit if it's me I might have turned to look who it is out of curiosity. But I'll only look for like 1 sec and turn. But "No balls" no.1 had to turn and stare for like 10 seconds before turning back. Then "No balls' no.2 turned & stare too. And their eyes look clearly unhappy.
What? Got red contact think you're cool ah? Just turning & walking past us got your lazy ass tired already?
So of course Heather wasn't happy so she diao (means scolding in a fierce & vulgar way) them : "What you looking at?"
"No balls" no.3 heard her, so she told her "No balls" gang. Then all of them stare at us again. As if that's not enough, "No balls" no.1 turned back & said in a soft no-balls voice : "Fuck your mom"
Heather then diao them again. This time she's even more fierce so they didn't dare do anything.
After we returned the lunchboxes and turned back to walk out of the cafeteria, Heather turned back & saw "No balls" no.2 pointing the middle finger at us. So Heather cracked and shouted rants & vulgar words until we walked out of the cafeteria.
But seriously? No balls sia. Why don't you just shove the middle finger to our face? Then we take it you real diao (also means cool in a delinquent way). But no! Secretly giving us the fuck finger then when we see quickly turn back as if nothing happened. And when saying "Fuck your mom" also ah. Why such a tiny no-balls voice? Think you're so cool? Why not shout it out to our face? FUCK YOU'RE LIKE LAMEBO THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WHEN JUST PLAIN LAME!!!! But have to admit, atleast Lamebo got a ball (but still one ball short). While you have NONE!!!
Then Heather said something super awesome on our way back to class :
"I bet my vagina's even bigger than their dicks"
LOL!!! FUNNY OR WHAT!?!?!
Update : Oh yes! I forgot to tell you that "the no balls" are in grade10! Which makes them around 15!! WTF 15 this rude to 18 ah? Parents never teach lor?!
Update : Oh yes! I forgot to tell you that "the no balls" are in grade10! Which makes them around 15!! WTF 15 this rude to 18 ah? Parents never teach lor?!
That's all I have to let out. If you're reading this sentence, Thank you for enduring my ranting & vulgarness until here :)
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